do you know what i'm trying to say

"I believe that unilateralism is too expensive, and open dialogue is too slow. So, if elected, I will go with text messaging."

"I will text our allies just to say Hi."

"And text our enemies, when they're driving."

"O M G you're building a nuclear weapon? But you're doing it wrong, L O L"

save the best (joke) for the last, indeed.

this speech is hiiilarious; this man is incredible.

"Life is like peeing in the snow on a dark winter night. You probably made a difference, but it's really hard to tell."

"I agree with foreign policy. I am from China, and I can see Russia from my backyard."

Ah, politics. so bitchy.